We don’t encourage biting in our household, but sometimes our girls must settle their own disagreements and whoever bites first usually wins the fight. Just look at the Tyson-Holyfield debacle. Okay, so Tyson didn’t technically win the fight, but I’m pretty sure that he won the war with a piece of another man’s ear in his mouth. This method is not recommended for debates at the water cooler or in other office settings, but it will give you street cred if used wisely. Additionally, once people know that you are crazy, you can get your face tattooed without fear of judgment.