Thursday, July 14, 2011

If you are ever in a battle, don’t forget about your ability to bite

We don’t encourage biting in our household, but sometimes our girls must settle their own disagreements and whoever bites first usually wins the fight. Just look at the Tyson-Holyfield debacle. Okay, so Tyson didn’t technically win the fight, but I’m pretty sure that he won the war with a piece of another man’s ear in his mouth. This method is not recommended for debates at the water cooler or in other office settings, but it will give you street cred if used wisely. Additionally, once people know that you are crazy, you can get your face tattooed without fear of judgment.


  1. Jennifer was a biter.She bite John on the back when she was about 9 months,probably still has the marks!!

  2. Carleigh bit Dalton's pinky toe the other day, pretty sure he'll never try to take that toy away from her again!! He was devastated!! Running through the house screaming.."She bit my pinky toe mommy, she bit my pinky toe!" I couldn't help but chuckle a me this evidence in a few years when I'm wondering why she is such a brat...because I think "everything" she does is just too darn cute!

  3. Danielle,
    That cracks me up. It definitely lends new meaning to the phrase "leaving your mark". Poor Abby had had her share of marks left by Audrey, but she's a quick learner and payback is coming.

    Carleigh will never be a brat, but she will be a teenager. I will remind you of this story then.