Today, Audrey had her first accident since being 100% potty trained. I’m not sure what this means as far as percentages go, but I guess now she’s 98% potty trained. She was playing outside and realized too late that she had to go to the bathroom. She tried to make it inside, but she just wasn’t fast enough.
She was extremely upset and Adam tried his best to console her “It is okay. Everyone has accidents once in awhile. Mommy pees her pants all the time”. I was busy formulating a witty retort like “Well, Daddy poops his pants all the time” when I suddenly sneezed uncontrollably…and peed my pants, just a little. One of the latent effects of childbirth strikes again, as always, at the perfect moment.