My children have impeccable timing. They spill drinks on the floor right after I mop, they crush goldfish into the carpet right after I vacuum, they smear bananas in my hair right after I style it, and they poop in their diapers right after I change them. They also manage to do the sweetest thing right before I lose all control and patience. First they’re sour. Then they’re sweet. My little Sour Patch Kids.